Type a Bluesky handle. It builds a ladder out of its moots (mutuals), smallest follower count first, its single biggest moot last as the final boss — reshuffled a little differently every run. Each fighter's difficulty is log-scaled from their followers vs yours — punching up costs more — and wears their own avatar as their head. Every bout opens with the moot's own highest-liked bisk as a taunt. Smash-style stage with platforms: double jump, dash, and knock them around with percent damage until a hit sends them flying clean off the stage for the KO. You get exactly one retry per moot if you're the one launched — lose the retry and the run's over.
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